Comic telegrams from the postman Pechkin. Congratulations for a woman. Download.
Comic telegrams to congratulate the hero of the day - a woman. Another interesting way to please and congratulate your loved ones. To issue a telegram, fill out the form according to the anniversary that is being celebrated.
In the center of the letterhead, write the date of the celebration in a bright felt-tip pen (marker). Be sure to fill out who the telegram is supposed to be. In the transfer column, write the number of the anniversary. And the serial number of the comic telegram.
There is also blank form telegrams
A4 format, you can print this form and fill it in with your own ideas intended for your hero of the day. The presenter reads a verse about the arrival of the postman
Pechkina
People have known him for a long time,
In every house he enters
Many letters and newspapers
Big and small are waiting for him
And Matroskin,
And Experienced!
Comic telegrams for the anniversary.
Comic telegrams for the anniversary will help to cheer up the guests. They can be written on postcards and given to the hero of the day, having previously read them aloud. My years are my wealth. We wish you to become a millionaire!
Bill
Gates To find out your true age, add up the numbers denoting it (find out the interpretation of the result obtained from numerologists).
Loving grandchildren
Wife of the Full Knight of the Orders
Glory Tick - so walkers. Years fly by. ... Maybe the hero of the day will pour?
Balagan group
Limited " Not sure - don't overtake! / hero of the day younger brother/
Eastern wisdom The motto of the playful hero of the day Your new anniversary
For heroes of the day and their guests!
Shoe factory Overwhelmed with feelings
Neighbors in the country Just new Russians Your favorite job Consider today a dress rehearsal.
The main show in five years. Next anniversary Your favorite hero of the day Hooray!
Dontsova,
Dashkova,
Polyakova Children and grandchildren Down with planning meetings and reports!
Give me fishing and hunting! Friends are retirees Work, everything is given to you!
Anniversary Anniversary sponsors
Planetarium staff Archimedes Employees
The Hermitage
State storage
RF Gentlemen!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics Save yourself who can! Weeds and garden pests Resting is also a science!
Mom's 50th Anniversary
Texts of comic telegrams for birthday, yu ...
Texts of comic telegrams for birthday, anniversary
"Congratulations on
Happy Birthday.
Is on the way.
I'll be there tomorrow morning "(HANGER)" Although I'm fickle and changeable, I'm never bad.
Therefore, accept me today as I am "(WEATHER)" Drink, walk if only I had enough "(HEALTH)" It's indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Make a decision at last "(GLASS OF VODKA)" I am emptied as always on your birthday. "(REFRIGERATOR)" I want to snuggle up to your knees or chest "(NAPKIN)" Happy birthday dear, I will be with you for three more days "(OLIVIER SALAD ) "here you are drinking and you thought about me" (LIVER) Ask your friends not to scare me like last time "(UNITAZ) Already deformed, when will the dancing begin" (POPA) Oh, and I will unwind today. (TOILET PAPER) "Oh, when will everyone leave, when we are alone and you start looking at me." (GIFT) Be careful, we can not hold you back. " physical activity you can go crazy. ”(JAWS)“ If I hiss, don't be offended, because this is from overwhelming feelings. ”(Champagne)“ We report: we started to work with a creak! ”(Chairs)“ Today you will only listen to us ”(Congratulations and
Wishes) “How we hate your birthday.
If your friends treat us this way, you will be left without us. ”(Ears)“ Congratulations. I wish you a joke on your birthday with me. "(Shashlik)" I want to capture this wonderful birthday. " on my throat. ”(Song)“ Allow me to get drunk today, you won't drink me anyway. ”(Talent)“ I am happy for you and melt with happiness. ”(Jellied meat or
Ice cream) “I will fade in comparison with your charm.” (Bouquet) “Ready to blow in your sails!” (Wind) “Sorry to be in a fur coat. Help remove. ”(Herring)“ Festive illumination I take it upon myself. ”(Chandelier)“ You’re drinking everything, but have you thought about me? ”(Liver)“ Those who wanted to congratulate you cut me off! ”(Phone)“ Don't be sad that you parted with us. V next year We promise to come more often. ”(Money)“ If you get drunk, then there is nothing to blame me. ”- (Mirror)“ Maybe I'm a fool, but how nice it is to feel full. ”(Stomach)“ You celebrate, and we will wait. ” . (Deeds) “I promise not to wake up on your birthday.” (Salt) “I forgive you that you do not notice me.” (Time) “Knock, knock, knock, it's me!
Open the door! ”(Happiness)“ Honey, I know that on this birthday you wanted to part with me. I beg you, don’t leave me. ”(Nicotine)“ I’m waiting for everyone to leave to say: “You are mine now!” ”(Dirty dishes) SMS - FROM POP STARS On the eve of our holiday, the pop stars were congratulated.
They gave her their compliments for a long time and sincerely. Now I invite you to listen to the audio recording of these phone calls. 1.
And he sends greetings to you all.
And the birthday girl advice: And right after
Pugacheva
Allki
Her friend called - Galkin.
In his soul, he did not keep his admiration,
Only one hero of the day repeated:
I've seen a lot of girls in the life ... 3.
Kirkorov
Philip, not sparing words,
Declares love on the day of the anniversary:
I do not sleep well at night ...
And the Basque does not lag behind him.
Today
He sings to Olga: That song, where eyes are like diamonds,
They
Dedicated to our Olga: 7.
I went to a tavern and got drunk there.
He again
Olga called
And into the phone he spoke to her:
I raise my glass ... And Dima
Malikov is tender to her, in secret,
He sang this line with a heartfelt: Piekha
Stas was in a hurry somewhere on business.
Let's hear what will tell us:
In the cold and snowy
Moscow
Sang with longing
Soso
Pavliashvili "Well, where are you, honey? Where are you?" A Georgian is waiting for you ...
And all the men, burning out of love,
They insisted, not hiding admiration: the culprit in her
Birthday
I could only hear the words:
And at the end of the concert of the stars,
Whose congratulations were heard in the hall,
Allegrova
Irina will say a toast
For the birthday girl - let it sound in the finale!
Happy Birthday ... Welcome to the Pentecostal Club!
The sixties are preparing for the meeting. Sixties Yes, this is gold, since it glitters! Bald head My years are my wealth.
We wish you to become a millionaire! Bill
Gates The autumn of life, like the autumn of the year, will be called gold! Russian Green Party To find out your true age, add up the numbers denoting it (find out the interpretation of the result obtained from numerologists). Department of Applied Mathematics Oh, how many wonderful discoveries our granddaughter (or grandson) is preparing. Trade union of Russian grandparents Why, if “wise”, then necessarily “frightened”? Opponents of the writer
A. Volkova Age and wisdom - twins - brothers!
Who is more valuable than our grandfather? Loving grandchildren And the gentleman is enough for me ... Wife of the Full Knight of the Orders
Glory Tick - so walkers. Years fly by.
Life is not sugar and not honey ... ... Maybe the hero of the day will pour it? Balagan group
Limited " Not sure - don't overtake! / advice of the hero of the day to his younger brother / If I were a sultan, I would not have lived to see the jubilee ... Eastern wisdom Dance always, dance everywhere, until the last days of the bottom!
The motto of the playful hero of the day There will still be roofing felts, oh - oh - oh! Your new anniversary For heroes of the day and their guests!
A new service center for the repair of heels has been opened! Shoe factory And there are no words in the world to express our feelings! Overwhelmed with feelings Enough to bend in front of the authorities, it's time to take up the garden seriously!
Neighbors in the country Long live the new Russian pensioners! Just new Russians What makes you think that we are tired of each other? Your favorite job Consider today a dress rehearsal. The main show in five years. Next anniversary I waited for the anniversary, I signed up for pensioners!
Your favorite hero of the day Hooray!
Our readers' shelf has arrived! Dontsova,
Dashkova,
Polyakova Well, now - can we count on you? Children and grandchildren Down with planning meetings and reports!
Give me fishing and hunting! Friends are retirees Work, everything is given to you!
But best years I'll keep it for myself. Anniversary Guests of the hero of the day, do not hesitate, gather at the table more often! Anniversary sponsors Work is not a wolf, it is not afraid of retirees. Humanitarian bosses The door will always be open for you!
Watchman from your favorite job What is mature age? This is a miracle! Y. Shevchuk So what if the whiskey turned gray!
If only the guests would sit longer! Sentimental hero of the day Do not be in pain, but be tempered and do not surrender to diseases! Health group activists Did you wish the hero of the day great happiness?
Othello The wishes of the hero of the day are the law for the guests! constitutional Court
RF Now his star has risen! Planetarium staff It's not a shame to be a hero of the day, the trouble is not to invite guests! Experienced guests Give the hero of the day a foothold - and he will set the table. Archimedes If the granite of science is too tough, switch to the nectar of art!
Employees
The Hermitage Congratulations are good, but gifts are better! State storage
RF Gentlemen!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics Save yourself who can! Weeds and garden pests Resting is also a science!
Research Institute of Balneology We are not the prosecutor's office, but you cannot hide from us either! Your anniversaries Do not forget to celebrate the anniversary and the old style! Julian calendar supporters The one who leaves the last dances well. Rock 'n' roll fans The hero of the day who celebrates such an anniversary is awarded the rank of general. The general's orders are not negotiable. General Staff All ages are submissive to love, heroes of the day are doubly submissive.
Amur Be careful!
The lights in the eyes of the hero of the day are fire hazardous for ladies! Fire Department Guests!
Have mercy!
I can not live up to expectations! A vase for flowers
Some of the touching sayings can also be written on canvas that stretch from one wall of the hall to another. Some of them - to add invitation cards to create the appropriate mood, etc.
A universal technique for decorating a room is to hang on the walls of the hall "telegrams" from famous, sophisticated people, as well as messages with humorous content. ... this hour is in our hands. Own the present. R. Burns
Time does not pass in vain and does not roll without any influence on our feelings: it does amazing things in our souls. Blissful
Augustine
At no age can you acquire the talent that we are deprived of, but at any age you can correct your mistakes. F. Voltaire
At twenty, feeling reigns, at thirty - talent, at forty - reason. B. Gracian
You can always find enough time if you use it well. I. V. Goethe
Good use of time makes time even more precious. J. J. Rousseau
Regretting the unwisely wasted time that people indulge in does not always help them wisely use the rest. J. La Bruyere
One today is worth two tomorrow. B. Franklin
Only a very few live for today; most are preparing to live later.
D Swift. To live is to act!
A. France
Great man ... loud in business. I. Krylov
To do what gives pleasure is to be free. F. Voltaire
Blessed is he who adorned the fleeting age with a number of glorious deeds. A. Tolstoy
If something is worth doing, it is only what is considered impossible. O. Wilde
That's why old people love to give good advice that are no longer able to set bad examples. F. La Rochefoucauld
The wise do not fight with anyone, and therefore no one is angry with him. Lao Tzu
LET THE DANE WHISPER ABOUT LOVE ON EAR!
TSAREVNA BY CALLING ...
FROG I WANT TO DRINK ONLY VINTAGE WINES!
FUN FOR YOU,
TANECHKA! ........ MALVINA LET YOUR FIGURINE BE STRONG!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! .....
SNOWGROUND I WISH TO SING MUCH WITH A GUITAR!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... TO ROTAR I WISH NOT TO MEET AN EXTRAORDINARY LOVE!
HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM ..... BULANOVA. LIVE,
TANYUSHA,
FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD! ............
QUEEN WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! .......... PIEHA LAUNCH MONEY ALWAYS BEFORE FIG!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! .............
BABA YAGA YOU LOOK TODAY,
LIKE A PICTURE!
HANDING THE KEY FOR HAPPINESS! .....
BURATINO LET WHITE DOWN FALL ON THE EARTH,
AND YOU FLOWER,
LIKE A ROSE! …. WINNIE THE POOH BE MUCH IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!
HEALTH YOU STRONG! .........
ALSU BIG HELLO FROM MOTHER! ......... ORBOCAIT DON'T GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND SHOOTING!
WISH LONG LIFE!
GROUP .......... ARROWS LET OUR FRIENDSHIP STRENGTHEN EVERY YEAR!
ALWAYS THE SAME BE LOVE! …… NATASHA - black or tan-colored stocking; - large cardboard shoulder straps. Idea Congratulations ask the hero of the occasion to sit on a chair in front of the guests and say that they are ready to tell everyone about his family tree and prove that he is related to famous personalities. While one of the congratulators is making a speech, the other is preparing the birthday boy behind him, putting on a blonde wig, tint-up his lips with red lipstick. Then they show the hall a photo
Sharon
Stone, claiming she is the birthday boy's cousin.
After all, the similarity is on the face!
The same with the rest of the portraits (M. Boyarsky - a musketeer,
Ronalde, mini-stra
Ministry of Internal Affairs) Everyone knows him on
Lenfilme
And in
Hollywood knows who he is.
After all, he was so lucky
His cousin is Sharon
Stone!
And this, in general, is not strange,
A legacy of agility and courage
He got from
D "Artanyana. Good in the ranks and at the parade,
He is quick in making decisions.
After all, his uncle is not easy,
He
The Ministry of Internal Affairs is just a minister!
We played with him on the same team,
He served him balls. He was instead of mom
Ronaldo,
Until he left for Real!
CONGRATULATORY TELEGRAMS FOR A MAN FROM VARIETY STARS 1. I dreamed of being close to you!
Kisses hard!
Jeanne
Friske. 2. Let everything be always nishtyak!
Love, kiss!
K. Sobchak. 3. Do not let gout torment!
With you always!
Your "VIAgra". 4. You want to rest early!
You are super!
Semenovich
Pechkin: Congratulations, hostess! I wish you bloom and grow younger! And I didn’t come empty-handed. I have congratulatory telegrams for your hero of the day.
Leading: Hand them over to the hero of the day as soon as possible.
Pechkin: Look how smart they are. But I won't.
Leading: How not to hand it over? If telegrams are addressed to Olga, they are obliged to hand them over.
Pechkin: You never know what I owe. I won't give these telegrams just like that. (clutching a mail bag)
Leading: All clear. Let's sing a song or dance for Pechkin.
Pechkin: What am I, some kind of Santa Claus? I can sing and dance myself.
Leading: Then please tell me, dear postman Pechkin, what needs to be done in order for you to give us these telegrams?
Pechkin: I love cultural appeal and hospitality.
Leading: Postman Pechkin, join our company, relax, taste a delicious treat.
Pechkin: Thanks for the treat! (takes a glass and says a toast)
Leading: Wonderful toast! We all join you.
Pechkin: Now is the time congratulatory telegrams hand over.
GREETING TELEGRAMS
Option 1
Congratulations on the anniversary!
Expect an increase in your salary.
By what percentage - have not yet decided
I haven't visited Merkel yet.
Your boss .....
Who want to be a millionaire,
he must visit the First.
Come to Moscow
Ask where Galkin, that is, me, Maxim.
Then catch your luck!
I'm waiting for you at the show.
Become an example for the Motherland
And just be a millionaire!
Maksim Galkin
I wish to appear to you as a phantom of the opera.
Have a bite of vodka, caviar and cups of tea.
Congratulate on the holiday and sing "Sharmanka" for you.
But it’s very hard to wake up from the early morning.
You yourself have a drink and, having a bite of sausage,
Congratulate yourself! Kolya Baskov!
Option 2
Our birthday girl also received congratulatory telegrams, but all of them were unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to all.
I wish you to sing more often with a guitar!
Good company to you! ... Rotaru
Live, Olga, fun and cool!
Don't forget about childhood! ... QUEEN
I wish you a lot of music and laughter!
Love and eternal youth !. ..PIECHA
Let there always be money!
And the legs of the kurinwe! ... BABA YAGA
You look like a painting today!
I'll send you the key to happiness! ... BURATINO
Do not get into an emergency and shootouts!
We wish you a long life! Group.. .ARROWS
Option 3
Happy birthday!
I wish you happiness!
I leave all clear days to you
Everything gloomy days I take it for myself.
I promise you without cheating
Trust me.
(Oleg Gazmanov)
***
Congratulations on your anniversary!
I can't come.
I'm in the hospital.
Ask in the car park
So that the green-eyed. Taxi
People weren't transported so quickly,
And it slowed down, slowed down.
(Mikhail Boyarsky)
***
Congratulations on your anniversary!
I wish you health!
I will come to visit you
And together with you "chica ladies"!
(Philip Kirkorov)
***
Happy birthday!
I have not forgotten about the gift. By mail
I sent a bunny sheepskin coat.
Wear it and don't forget about "Lube".
Greetings
(Nikolay Rastorguev)
***
Congratulations on your anniversary!
Note, friend, that the years,
They run like our walkers.
And life is not sugar or honey
Who is fattening and who is dying.
But you, my friend, do not be discouraged,
Sing songs with us!
(group "Balagan Ltd")
***
Happy birthday!
Good luck!
I have a box of coffee for you
I will send it.
In the morning I myself drink it ...
Together with your beloved.
(Marina Khlebnikova)
***
Congratulations on your anniversary!
You have no reason to be sad.
After all, you celebrate the name day today.
Next to you are your men
Pour them into their glasses more often.
Well, get drunk; what's wrong with that?
I agree with them.
(Alla Pugacheva)
"Happy birthday. I'm on my way. I'll be tomorrow morning."
(HANGOVER)
"Although I am fickle and changeable, I am never bad. So accept me today as I am."
(WEATHER)
"Oh, when will everyone leave, when we are alone and you start looking at me."
(PRESENT)
Be careful, we might not hold you. "
(LEGS)
Thank you for the holiday I will come in a year "
(BIRTHDAY)
"Such physical exertion can go crazy."
(JAW)
"If I hiss, do not be offended, because this is from the feelings that overwhelm me."
(Champagne)
"Drink, walk, if only I had enough"
(HEALTH)
"Today you will only listen to us"
(Congratulations and Wishes)
“How we hate your birthday. If your friends treat us like that, you will be left without your us. "
(Ears)
"Congratulations. On your birthday, I wish you to hang out with me. "
(Shashlik)
“I want to capture this wonderful birthday” -.
(Camera)
"I am ready to shed tears for your passing years."
(Rain)
"I want to congratulate the birthday boy, don't step on my throat."
(Song)
"here you drink everything and you thought about me"
(LIVER)
"It's indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Make a decision at last."
(GLASS OF VODKA)
"I am glad for you and melt with happiness."
(Aspic or Ice Cream)
"Vyana in comparison with your charm."
(Bouquet)
“Excuse me for wearing a fur coat. Help me to take it off. "
(Herring)
"I take over the festive illumination."
(Chandelier)
“You’re drinking everything, but have you thought about me?”
(Liver)
"I want to snuggle up to your knees or chest"
(NAPKIN)
Already deformed, when will the dancing begin "
(POPA)
Oh, and I will unwind today.
(TOILET PAPER)
"I am as devastated as always on your birthday."
(REFRIGERATOR)
"If you get drunk, then there is nothing to blame me" -.
(Mirror)
"I may be a fool, but how nice it feels to be stuffed."
(Stomach)
"I spread like black streams of joy."
(Mascara)
"I promise not to wake up on your birthday."
(Salt)
"I forgive you that you do not notice me."
(Time)
"Forget sorrow, surrender to me."
(Fun)
“Knock, knock, knock, it's me! Open the door!"
(Happiness)
“Honey, I know that on this birthday you wanted to part with me. I beg you, do not leave me. "
(Nicotine)
"I'm waiting for everyone to leave to say:" You are mine now! "
(Dirty dishes)
Tick - so walkers. Years fly by.
Life is not sugar or honey
Maybe the hero of the day will pour? Balagan Limited Group
Do not be in pain, but be tempered and do not surrender to diseases! Health group activists
Did you wish the hero of the day great happiness? Othello
The wishes of the hero of the day are the law for the guests! Constitutional Court of the Russian Federation
Now his star has risen! Planetarium staff
It's not a shame to be a hero of the day, the trouble is not to invite guests! Experienced guests
All ages are submissive to love, heroes of the day are doubly submissive. Amur
Be careful! The lights in the eyes of the hero of the day are fire hazardous for ladies! Fire Department
Guests! Have mercy! I can not live up to expectations! A vase for flowers
Some of the touching sayings can also be written on canvas that stretch from one wall of the hall to another. Some of them - to add invitation cards to create the appropriate mood, etc.
A universal technique for decorating a room is to hang "telegrams" from famous, sophisticated people, as well as messages with humorous content on the walls of the hall.
LET THE DANE WHISPER ABOUT LOVE ON EAR!
TSAREVNA BY CALL. FROG
I WISH TO DRINK ONLY BEAUTIFUL WINES!
FUN TO YOU, TANECHKA! ... MALVINA
LET YOUR FIGURINE BE STRONG!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! ... SNOWROOM
I WISH TO SING MUCH WITH A GUITAR!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ... Rotaru
I WISH NOT TO MEET AN EXTRAORDINARY LOVE!
HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM. BULANOVA.
LIVE, TANYUSHA, FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD! ... QUEEN
WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! ... PIECHA
LET MONEY ALWAYS BEFORE FIG!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! ... BABA YAGA
YOU LOOK TODAY LIKE A PICTURE!
HANDING THE KEY TO HAPPINESS. BURATINO
LET WHITE POH FALL ON THE EARTH,
AND YOU FLOWER LIKE A ROSE! ... WINNIE THE POOH
BE MUCH IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!
HEALTH YOU STRONG! ... ALSU
SADNESS NEVER ALLOW!
BIG HELLO FROM MOTHER! ... ORBOCATE
DON'T GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND SHOOTING!
WISH LONG LIFE! GROUP. ARROWS
LET OUR FRIENDSHIP STRENGTHEN EVERY YEAR!
ALWAYS THE SAME BE LOVE! NATASHA
Dance and have fun! I wish you a lot of adventure!
Happy loyal friends! New purchases - no torment, And summer vacation - no fancy. I wish the girls beautiful, Huge birthday cake, Chiefs - always courteous. And Birthday is the highest grade! I wish you to smile a lot, To be a winner in everything, I wish you to dress stylishly. And be a good fellow at work!
I wish that on the horizon. Mother-in-law and clouds did not appear. So that on any front, you were omnipotent and mighty! I wish to be irresistible, To be an indicator of manners, I wish to be irreplaceable. In any of the spheres necessary in life. So that the chickens do not peck money, So that the career goes uphill, In delight so that from your nature.
Any girl came. I wish you to combine with good luck. Any women's dreams... To own a cool dacha by the sea, To be the ideal of beauty, Give diamonds indiscriminately, Be pumped up and slender, Wear a chic suit at the right time, Stop wearing stubble Then all women in the world. Will be conquered by you.
But you don't need all these. Lotions. You're so a playboy! Let there be many adventures, Cars, cigars, lovely ladies... Let there be no grief. And a whole kilogram of money. Let the house wait in the safe, Let the house stand on the sea. Let "Bentley" sparkle in the garage, And in it the key to the yacht lies.
I wish you to be a handsome macho man. And women are boldly conquered! I wish you joy, good luck. And never lose heart!
I wish you to win the lottery. Two million and a Porsche for Jolie to be yours.
Roads - but no stop signs! I wish you holidays - no weekdays! And a drunkard - no hangover! The work is monetary, not difficult! And eternal fun! I wish you to be beautiful, like Van Dam, Lehim to be like a western cowboy. But to have great success with the ladies, you just need to be yourself!
I wish to plant trees. Alley, a company of sons. Bring up. Village houses.
Customize for your wife. And after righteous work. Rest from work will come: No need to build companies anymore, Plant children, raise houses Let there be beer and fishing! Garage, hunting and soccer!
Scrap metal home dump. And with her immortal rock and roll! Let it be with angelic patience. Your wife will carry it over.
Well, after all, at least on her birthday, She will suffer a little I wish to live without knowing grief! To be cheerful and not to grieve! I wish you had a house by the sea, But mainly live in a penthouse. I wish a huge limousine, And in it champagne and caviar Such an immodest gift. Someone else will give!
Gift - surprise with a package from the same series as “Gift from. President "
I take a small box and put everything on the list.
To you on your bright birthday
I sent a letter with a parcel.
There is a small offering in it,
I managed to collect everything that was in the Kremlin.
He stole from his wife Svetlana
A small piece of soap, (we give soap)
Expropriated a handkerchief
(handkerchief, paper handkerchiefs can be used)
And I send you, you are my angel!
A little sugar in a bag
If you have already presented the “Gift from Putin” and want it again, but to another relative, or another congratulation, then you can change the last verse in the same congratulation:
Live in love and be healthy!
Forever yours - Putin Volodya.
I will not find flattering words,
In general, this is what I am leading to,
Happy anniversary
Well, here's what I want:
Lots of joyful laughter
And further success.
What health was strong
And do not drink pills at all.
So that you always live in abundance,
Do not wear trousers with a patch.
Eat only in a restaurant
And not to think "Can we pull it?"
So that there is a car, a summer residence
And love to boot!
Well, what else can I say?
I wish you peace and quiet!
On this round anniversary
Collect guests soon!
We are with gifts to you -
To the best on earth!
We are in a hurry to wish you
Conquer the hearts of men!
There were difficulties - I did not bend,
She did not turn her back on friends!
Be happy always
For all the long years!
Laugh, sing and have fun
Strive only for the best!
It is imperceptible to us on the hero of the day.
That he lived for six decades.
Apparently he, the cunning one, visited somewhere
Eternal youth is a big secret.
He is handsome special breed
Obvious even to the blind
All over to see that he is the road
I have not forgotten the hearts of women.
And the women around are shining
Next to the hero of the day!
May the sun warm your day
The wind caresses your face!
Let your faithful friend be by your side
Sparing nothing for you,
And deeds to you, not words
He rushes to the rescue in difficult times.
I wish cupid
I caught up with you with an arrow
And on your birthday
Success kissed.
I also wish that wine
The glasses were filled so
So that you know where their edge is,
I never fell asleep in the salad.
You are our beauty at forty-five,
Don't let monsters like us suffer.
Let us be somewhere near
Feeding you timidly with chocolate.
Don't let us fall down the stairs
When our eyes fight with your legs.
What kind bright eyes and what a wonderful nose
Your spouse, neighbor and boss are drunk.
So let's drink to what you can
Pierce the hearts of men like a thin needle!
And without getting stuck, it's easy to get out of the heart,
Leaving tangled threads of love in it!
I wish you swim every day
In love, luck and money,
And you can't stay without intimacy,
And to rest, so on the seas.
Spin resort romances
Your own envy and friends,
And so that there is no deception,
Pour a glass of vodka.
I also wish you
Eat a pie with caviar,
And finally I will guess
Live another year.
I wish you a birthday
Attention to your friends!
So that together - to the skating rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, to tennis and to the museum!
So that life was - well, just super!
It contained fairy tales and flowers!
And you were so that the queen
The mistress of your destiny!
Congratulations on the anniversary,
I wish that always
The dollar was a stash
Your secret is full.
To decorate your table
Only delicacies.
In the Bahamas, only to shoot
Stress from work.
Happy birthday
So you go through life,
So that Wise Helen
We only met on the way.
To make a self-assembled tablecloth
I gave a lot of sweets
Well, sadness and adversity -
To make a good tablecloth!
And wishes to make
Among friendly smiles
So that they began to be performed
As many as one hundred goldfish!
Today is forty-five,
Yesterday is much less
Why be so discouraged?
Let the men tremble!
Warm your gut!
Put your enemies in their place!
Make me paddle with an oar
Someone who breathes flattery.
May he carry you
Towards wild beaches
Where is, who is lucky,
And those who are there with experience.
Welcomes us as guests
The hero of the occasion himself.
Congratulations to all words
Forgotten at the same hour
How we reviewed you!
Who will believe: fifty
Are you over? They are naughty,
Apparently we have eyes!
You can't give so much!
Stay the same
As today, young!
Well, who, tell me, is to blame
In the flickering of affairs, worries and dates?
Well, in spite of the anniversary,
Like 30 years ago,
Always beautiful and light.
The merits of all are countless.
Stay the same as here
They appeared before us at 50.
And remember that there is a miracle:
What you dreamed about will come true!
Congratulations! I wish you
The strength of the male and the attention of the female,
Business to develop to the scale of the universal,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can you talk about female attention again?
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet frostbitten ones less in life,
Cool car and green light,
(To beer, I forgot, more salty),
Soak our enemies all in the outhouse,
And, accordingly, world peace!
I want to wish you
A carefree life
Parties, discos,
Festive holidays
So that your rivals
Sighed, sighed
And men from love
Lost their heads!
How important it is in life to have time for everything:
To plant children and give birth to a house,
And also do not forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife.
All this will be with you, I know for sure
In a different order, maybe, but not the essence.
Happy birthday to you today
And I will try to visit you!
I wish you a sea of beer
And ocean snacks
So that life is fun
Cool, frothy, delicious
For friends to walk
Near the sea in shorts
And the place was called
Your beer spa!
May luck always follow you
In an apartment, in a car, at work, in the country
Good luck with your shopping, good luck with your sales
In suits at the meeting and in swimming trunks at the beach
And also to everyone for whom we root
Good luck will come as soon as possible!
Life without torment!
Laughter for no reason!
Stormy fun!
Easy hangover!
Endless happiness!
And eternal health!
Buddy, I wish you some cool parties
Cheerful beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
A boring winter, a summer summer
I wish you to be fashionable and stylishly dressed
Happy tickets always and everywhere
And so that friends help out in trouble!
Look, come on, come on,
Who is celebrating sixty?
Your children, your grandchildren
" Happy birthday!" screaming.
Let fate not judge harshly
Let him see sometimes
How did you achieve a lot
Over the past years.
It's too early to think about peace.
Nothing that turned gray, -
In the future, before you
There are still many different things to do.
Who Said Men Are Subservient
Fast-paced years in life?
Their hearts are forever young, passionate
Their success is the inspiration of the ladies.
Our hero of the day, we wish you
Strength of spirit, health, love!
Let the achievements inspire you,
After all, all the best lies ahead!
Time rushes by
But the look is still clear,
I congratulate you heartily,
You are sixty today.
I wish you strength, vigor,
Bright thoughts and long years,
Grandchildren do not like a soul in you -
The best grandfather in the world!
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"I want to snuggle up to your knees or chest" (NAPKIN) "Happy birthday dear, I will be with you for three more days" (OLIVIER SALAD) "so you drink everything and you thought about me" (BOOK) Ask your friends not to scare me like last time "(UNITAZ) Already deformed, when will the dancing begin" (POPA) Oh, and I will unwind today. (TOILET PAPER) "Oh, when will everyone leave, when we are alone and you start looking at me." (GIFT) Be careful, we can not hold you "(LEGS) Thank you for the holiday, I will come in a year" (BIRTHDAY) "You can go crazy from such physical exertion." (JAW) "If I hiss, do not be offended, because this is from the feelings that overwhelm me." (Champagne) "Let's report: we started to work with a creak!" (Chairs) "Today you will only listen to us" (Congratulations and
Wishes) “How we hate your birthday. If your friends treat us like that, you will be left without your us. " (Ears) Congratulations. On your birthday, I wish you to hang out with me. " (Shish kebab) "I want to capture this wonderful birthday" -. (Camera) "I am ready to shed tears for your passing years." (Rain) "I want to congratulate the birthday boy, don't step on my throat." (Song) "Allow me to get drunk today, you won't drink me anyway." (Talent) "I am glad for you and melt with happiness." (Aspic or
Ice cream) "Vyana in comparison with your charm." (Bouquet) "Ready to blow in your sails!" (Wind)
Comic telegrams from the postman Pechkin. Congratulations for a woman. Download.
Comic telegrams to congratulate the hero of the day - a woman. Another fun way to please and congratulate your loved ones. To issue a telegram, fill out the form according to the anniversary that is being celebrated.
In the center of the letterhead, write the date of the celebration in a bright felt-tip pen (marker). Be sure to fill out who the telegram is supposed to be. In the transfer column, write the number of the anniversary. And the serial number of the comic telegram.
And there is also an empty telegram form
A4 format, you can print this form and fill it in with your own ideas intended for your hero of the day. The presenter reads a verse about the arrival of the postman
Pechkina
People have known him for a long time,
In every house he enters
Many letters and newspapers
Big and small are waiting for him
And Matroskin,
And Experienced!
Birthday congratulations to mom, song.
Comic telegrams for the anniversary.
Comic telegrams for the anniversary will help to cheer up the guests. They can be written on postcards and given to the hero of the day, having previously read them aloud. My years are my wealth.
We wish you to become a millionaire! Bill
Gates To find out your true age, add up the numbers denoting it (find out the interpretation of the result obtained from numerologists).
Loving grandchildren Wife of the Full Knight of the Orders
Glory Tick - so walkers. Years fly by. ... Maybe the hero of the day will pour?
Balagan group
Limited " Not sure - don't overtake! / advice of the hero of the day to the younger brother / Eastern wisdom The motto of the playful hero of the day Your new anniversary For heroes of the day and their guests!
Shoe factory Overwhelmed with feelings
Neighbors in the country Just new Russians Your favorite job
Next anniversary Your favorite hero of the day Hooray!
Dontsova,
Dashkova,
Polyakova Children and grandchildren Down with planning meetings and reports!
Give me fishing and hunting! Friends are retirees Work, everything is given to you!
Anniversary Anniversary sponsors Planetarium staff
Archimedes Employees
The Hermitage State storage
RF Gentlemen!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics Save yourself who can! Weeds and garden pests Resting is also a science! Research Institute of Balneology
Texts of comic telegrams for birthday, yu ...
Texts of comic telegrams for birthday, anniversary
"Congratulations on
Happy Birthday.
Is on the way.
I'll be there tomorrow morning "(HANGER)" Although I'm fickle and changeable, I'm never bad.
Therefore, accept me today as I am "(WEATHER)" Drink, walk if only I had enough "(HEALTH)" It's indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Make a decision at last "(GLASS OF VODKA)" I am emptied as always on your birthday. "(REFRIGERATOR)" I want to snuggle up to your knees or chest "(NAPKIN)" Happy birthday dear, I will be with you for three more days "(OLIVIER SALAD ) "here you are drinking and you thought about me" (LIVER) Ask your friends not to scare me like last time "(UNITAZ) Already deformed, when will the dancing begin" (POPA) Oh, and I will unwind today. (TOILET PAPER) "Oh, when will everyone leave, when we are alone and you start looking at me." (GIFT) Be careful, we can not hold you back "(LEGS) Thanks for the holiday I will come in a year" (BIRTHDAY) "From such physical exertion you can go crazy. ”(JAWS)“ If I hiss, don't be offended, because this is from overwhelming feelings. ”(Champagne)“ We report: we started to work with a creak! ”(Chairs)“ Today you will only listen to us ”(Congratulations and
Wishes) “How we hate your birthday.
If your friends treat us this way, you will be left without us. ”(Ears)“ Congratulations. I wish you a joke on your birthday with me. "(Shashlik)" I want to capture this wonderful birthday. " on my throat. ”(Song)“ Allow me to get drunk today, you won't drink me anyway. ”(Talent)“ I am happy for you and melt with happiness. ”(Jellied meat or
Ice cream) “I will fade in comparison with your charm.” (Bouquet) “Ready to blow in your sails!” (Wind) “Sorry to be in a fur coat. Help remove. ”(Herring)“ I'm taking on the festive illumination. ”(Chandelier)“ You’re drinking everything, but have you thought about me? ”(Liver)“ Those who wanted to congratulate you cut me off! ”(Phone)“ Don't be sad that you parted with us. Next year we promise to be more often. "(Money)" If you get drunk, then there is nothing to blame me. " wait. " . (Deeds) “I promise not to wake up on your birthday.” (Salt) “I forgive you that you do not notice me.” (Time) “Knock, knock, knock, it's me!
Open the door! ”(Happiness)“ Honey, I know that on this birthday you wanted to part with me. I beg you, don’t leave me. ”(Nicotine)“ I’m waiting for everyone to leave to say: “You are mine now!” ”(Dirty dishes) SMS - FROM POP STARS On the eve of our holiday, the pop stars were congratulated.
They gave her their compliments for a long time and sincerely. Now I invite you to listen to the audio recording of these phone calls. 1.
And he sends greetings to you all.
And the birthday girl advice: And right after
Pugacheva
Allki
Her friend called - Galkin.
In his soul, he did not keep his admiration,
Only one hero of the day repeated:
I've seen a lot of girls in the life ... 3.
Kirkorov
Philip, not sparing words,
Declares love on the day of the anniversary:
I do not sleep well at night ...
And the Basque does not lag behind him.
Today
He sings to Olga: That song, where eyes are like diamonds,
They
Dedicated to our Olga: 7.
I went to a tavern and got drunk there.
He again
Olga called
And into the phone he spoke to her:
I raise my glass ... And Dima
Malikov is tender to her, in secret,
He sang this line with a heartfelt: Piekha
Stas was in a hurry somewhere on business.
Let's hear what will tell us:
In the cold and snowy
Moscow
Sang with longing
Soso
Pavliashvili "Well, where are you, honey? Where are you?" A Georgian is waiting for you ...
And all the men, burning out of love,
They insisted, not hiding admiration: the culprit in her
Birthday
I could only hear the words:
And at the end of the concert of the stars,
Whose congratulations were heard in the hall,
Allegrova
Irina will say a toast
For the birthday girl - let it sound in the finale!
Happy Birthday ... Welcome to the Pentecostal Club!
The sixties are preparing for the meeting. Sixties Yes, this is gold, since it glitters! Bald head My years are my wealth. We wish you to become a millionaire! Bill
Gates The autumn of life, like the autumn of the year, will be called gold! Russian Green Party To find out your true age, add up the numbers denoting it (find out the interpretation of the result obtained from numerologists). Department of Applied Mathematics Oh, how many wonderful discoveries our granddaughter (or grandson) is preparing. Trade union of Russian grandparents Why, if “wise”, then necessarily “frightened”? Opponents of the writer
A. Volkova Age and wisdom - twins - brothers!
Who is more valuable than our grandfather? Loving grandchildren And the gentleman is enough for me ... Wife of the Full Knight of the Orders
Glory Tick - so walkers. Years fly by.
Life is not sugar and not honey ... ... Maybe the hero of the day will pour it? Balagan group
Limited " Not sure - don't overtake! / advice of the hero of the day to his younger brother / If I were a sultan, I would not have lived to see the jubilee ... Eastern wisdom Dance always, dance everywhere, until the last days of the bottom!
The motto of the playful hero of the day There will still be roofing felts, oh - oh - oh! Your new anniversary For heroes of the day and their guests!
A new service center for the repair of heels has been opened! Shoe factory And there are no words in the world to express our feelings! Overwhelmed with feelings Enough to bend in front of the authorities, it's time to take up the garden seriously!
Neighbors in the country Long live the new Russian pensioners! Just new Russians What makes you think that we are tired of each other? Your favorite job Consider today a dress rehearsal. The main show in five years.
Next anniversary I waited for the anniversary, I signed up for pensioners! Your favorite hero of the day Hooray!
Our readers' shelf has arrived! Dontsova,
Dashkova,
Polyakova Well, now - can we count on you? Children and grandchildren Down with planning meetings and reports!
Give me fishing and hunting! Friends are retirees Work, everything is given to you!
But I'll keep the best years for myself. Anniversary Guests of the hero of the day, do not hesitate, gather at the table more often! Anniversary sponsors Work is not a wolf, it is not afraid of retirees.
Humanitarian bosses The door will always be open for you! Watchman from your favorite job What is mature age? This is a miracle! Y. Shevchuk So what if the whiskey turned gray!
If only the guests would sit longer! Sentimental hero of the day Do not be in pain, but be tempered and do not surrender to diseases! Health group activists Did you wish the hero of the day great happiness? Othello The wishes of the hero of the day are the law for the guests!
constitutional Court
RF Now his star has risen! Planetarium staff It's not a shame to be a hero of the day, the trouble is not to invite guests! Experienced guests Give the hero of the day a foothold - and he will set the table. Archimedes If the granite of science is too tough, switch to the nectar of art!
Employees
The Hermitage Congratulations are good, but gifts are better! State storage
RF Gentlemen!
The 5 years following the anniversary are rounded down! Research Institute of Statistics Save yourself who can! Weeds and garden pests Resting is also a science!
Research Institute of Balneology We are not the prosecutor's office, but you cannot hide from us either! Your anniversaries Do not forget to celebrate the anniversary and the old style! Julian calendar supporters The one who leaves the last dances well. Rock 'n' roll fans The hero of the day who celebrates such an anniversary is awarded the rank of general. The general's orders are not negotiable. General Staff All ages are submissive to love, heroes of the day are doubly submissive.
Amur Be careful!
The lights in the eyes of the hero of the day are fire hazardous for ladies! Fire Department Guests!
Have mercy!
I can not live up to expectations! A vase for flowers
Some of the touching sayings can also be written on canvas that stretch from one wall of the hall to another. Some of them - to add invitation cards to create the appropriate mood, etc.
A universal technique for decorating a room is to hang on the walls of the hall "telegrams" from famous, sophisticated people, as well as messages with humorous content. ... this hour is in our hands. Own the present. R. Burns
Time does not pass in vain and does not roll without any influence on our feelings: it does amazing things in our souls. Blissful
Augustine
At no age can you acquire the talent that we are deprived of, but at any age you can correct your mistakes. F. Voltaire
At twenty, feeling reigns, at thirty - talent, at forty - reason. B. Gracian
You can always find enough time if you use it well. I. V. Goethe
Good use of time makes time even more precious. J. J. Rousseau
Regretting the unwisely wasted time that people indulge in does not always help them wisely use the rest. J. La Bruyere
One today is worth two tomorrow. B. Franklin
Only a very few live for today; most are preparing to live later.
D Swift. To live is to act!
A. France
Great man ... loud in business. I. Krylov
To do what gives pleasure is to be free. F. Voltaire
Blessed is he who adorned the fleeting age with a number of glorious deeds. A. Tolstoy
If something is worth doing, it is only what is considered impossible. O. Wilde
Old people are so fond of giving good advice that they are no longer able to set bad examples. F. La Rochefoucauld
The wise do not fight with anyone, and therefore no one is angry with him. Lao Tzu
LET THE DANE WHISPER ABOUT LOVE ON EAR!
TSAREVNA BY CALLING ...
FROG I WANT TO DRINK ONLY VINTAGE WINES!
FUN FOR YOU,
TANECHKA! ........ MALVINA LET YOUR FIGURINE BE STRONG!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! .....
SNOWGROUND I WISH TO SING MUCH WITH A GUITAR!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... TO ROTAR I WISH NOT TO MEET AN EXTRAORDINARY LOVE!
HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM ..... BULANOVA. LIVE,
TANYUSHA,
FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD! ............
QUEEN WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! .......... PIEHA LAUNCH MONEY ALWAYS BEFORE FIG!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! .............
BABA YAGA YOU LOOK TODAY,
LIKE A PICTURE!
HANDING THE KEY FOR HAPPINESS! .....
BURATINO LET WHITE DOWN FALL ON THE EARTH,
AND YOU FLOWER,
LIKE A ROSE! …. WINNIE THE POOH BE MUCH IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!
HEALTH YOU STRONG! .........
ALSU BIG HELLO FROM MOTHER! ......... ORBOCAIT DON'T GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND SHOOTING!
WISH LONG LIFE!
GROUP .......... ARROWS LET OUR FRIENDSHIP STRENGTHEN EVERY YEAR!
ALWAYS THE SAME BE LOVE! …… NATASHA - black or tan-colored stocking; - large cardboard shoulder straps. Idea Congratulations ask the hero of the occasion to sit on a chair in front of the guests and say that they are ready to tell everyone about his family tree and prove that he is related to famous personalities. While one of the congratulators is making a speech, the other is preparing the birthday boy behind him, putting on a blonde wig, tint-up his lips with red lipstick. Then they show the hall a photo
Sharon
Stone, claiming she is the birthday boy's cousin.
After all, the similarity is on the face!
The same with the rest of the portraits (M. Boyarsky - a musketeer,
Ronalde, mini-stra
Ministry of Internal Affairs) Everyone knows him on
Lenfilme
And in
Hollywood knows who he is.
After all, he was so lucky
His cousin is Sharon
Stone!
And this, in general, is not strange,
A legacy of agility and courage
He got from
D "Artanyana. Good in the ranks and at the parade,
He is quick in making decisions.
After all, his uncle is not easy,
He
The Ministry of Internal Affairs is just a minister!
We played with him on the same team,
He served him balls. He was instead of mom
Ronaldo,
Until he left for Real!
CONGRATULATORY TELEGRAMS FOR A MAN FROM VARIETY STARS 1. I dreamed of being close to you!
Kisses hard!
Jeanne
Friske. 2. Let everything be always nishtyak!
Love, kiss!
K. Sobchak. 3. Do not let gout torment!
With you always!
Your "VIAgra". 4. You want to rest early!
You are super!
Semenovich
:
This is fantastic, beslissimo and chudisomo! Today, here and now, you will all hear one more congratulations, but not simple ones, but of Italian origin. Pop stars have come to our place and we will be very happy to listen to them, and for Italy to be felt in full measure, I now propose to put aside the glasses of wine and enjoy real coffee, Italian coffee.
(guests are brought hot coffee to the hall, everyone drinks at will)
:
And the first to perform today is the legendary Toto Kutonio!
(one of the Italians puts a photo-portrait of Toto Cutunio, pre-printed on a thick sheet of paper, to his face and begins to sing)
(chorus):
Lasha mi kantare,
Congratulations to la you,
from the italians,
Uno happy to be here
Lasha mi kantare,
You wish you boldly
You can be drunk today
And that's your business!
(applause)
:
And now the famous "Un Momento"!
(two Italians turn away from the audience, put on their mustaches, put on their hats and begin to sing)
:
Verse # 1
We congratulate you,
We wish for you,
So that noodles are hanging on your ears,
Lushe is eaten,
Drink coffee,
It is hereby so that you can buy it without a problem!
Chorus:
Sea, sea, sea for you a moment,
So that everything in life is stupid,
And only live the rich,
So that made in italy was enough!
(applause)
:
Brovissimo! In general, to be honest, I am stunned, now Celentano will speak.
(one of the Italians wears dark round glasses and a black leather jacket)
Artur Pirozhkova "Like Celentano" (refrain):
Today I flew for you from Milan,
I am Celentano,
You don't need to ask for my autograph,
I don't write when I'm drunk!
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh I'm Celentano,
Whoa, whoa, and I congratulate you!
(applause)
:
And now I want to make my contribution to the congratulation, but since this congratulation is made in italy, I will especially congratulate, I will rhyme to the names of the most important Italian dishes, at the same time we will broaden our horizons.
(takes out a photo with dishes and starts showing and talking about them in turn)
Pasta - I wish the number of friends multiplied by a hundred!
Rizzoto - I wish you were hunting for work!
Focaccia - so that the taxi driver who drove you always has change!
Spaghetti - may your children always delight you!
Fettuccine - let the mood not be blue!
Lasagna - so that everything is fine on a personal one without fortune-telling!
Carpaccia - so much money to buy a good summer cottage!
Sauce "Marinara" - so that you get a call from the tax office and say that you never have to pay anything more.
Vinaigrette is already a Russian dish, but we definitely did it today!
Congratulations!
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